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The Internet Has Figured Out The Exact Length Of Luigi's Penis, Much To Nintendo's Chagrin

The Internet Has Figured Out The Exact Length Of Luigi's Penis, Much To Nintendo's Chagrin
From Uproxx - March 16, 2018

Back in the early 80s, when Nintendo and Shigeru Miyamoto were giving the world the brilliant platformer Super Mario Bros., we doubt the topic of Marios junk even came up. He was just a tiny bundle of pixels, he ate mushrooms and flowers, he jumped on stuff, that was all kids cared about.

But as those children have grown up, as graphics technology has advanced, and as Nintendo has revealed just whats underneath those overalls to some degree, people have wondered, do the Mario Bros., you know, have junk? Nintendo appears to have accidentally confirmed that, and the internet immediately figured out the exact length of Luigis mushroom.

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